Shit the Courier says
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
I have zero regrets
EDIT: put in the entire hat.
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
The Caesar Salad didn’t originate in Italy, but Tijuana, Mexico. It is not named after Julius Caesar but the restaurant owner, Caesar Cardini.
From the Marvel 1993 The Year In Review
I must tell you for numerous reasons I truly love this with all my heart
This is the pinnacle of Marvel story-telling.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly
Here’s to my favorite champion, one day I’ll play her well enough
Because I still find Daleks strangely adorable for evil heartless killing machines. Which is your favourite?
transparent totoro walking across your blog :)
when someone you hate is having a bad day
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?