fallout-enthusiast:

Shit the Courier says

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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sonata-in-g-major:

I have zero regrets

EDIT: put in the entire hat.

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

did-you-kno:

The Caesar Salad didn’t originate in Italy, but Tijuana, Mexico.  It is not named after Julius Caesar but the restaurant owner, Caesar Cardini.
Source

did-you-kno:

The Caesar Salad didn’t originate in Italy, but Tijuana, Mexico.  It is not named after Julius Caesar but the restaurant owner, Caesar Cardini.

Source

marveldaily:

brianmichaelbendis:

From the Marvel 1993 The Year In Review

I must tell you for numerous reasons I truly love this with all my heart

This is the pinnacle of Marvel story-telling.

leagueofarts:

by トリカブト
synzunea:


My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly

Here’s to my favorite champion, one day I’ll play her well enough

synzunea:

My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly

Here’s to my favorite champion, one day I’ll play her well enough

risachantag:

Because I still find Daleks strangely adorable for evil heartless killing machines. Which is your favourite?

question-no6:

Translated by Geekpondering (@geekpondering)

Japanese ver. is here

brandsqt:

Criminals Apprehended: 2 - Top Vi Furreal Games

brandsqt:

Criminals Apprehended: 2 - Top Vi 

Furreal Games

tra-nsparent:

transparent totoro walking across your blog :)

tra-nsparent:

transparent totoro walking across your blog :)

greed:

when someone you hate is having a bad day

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sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?