Life of a Combustible Lemon

I'm Miguel, that one Japanese dude you met at the party last night, remember?

I mostly Reblog, and rant about life giving me lemons.
Most of the shit you see here is Doctor Who, various anime I watch, games like Portal/LOL, and other random funny stuff I see on tumblr.
I will occasionally dump random wallpapers and post songs I make.
13 hours ago on April 15th | J | 6,079 notes

She was special, but she wasn’t smart. For Rita had only mentally progressed to the level of a first grader. Michael might have noticed her disability if it had not been masked by her British accent.

13 hours ago on April 15th | J | 1,391 notes

hulksmashmouth:

capslockapocalypse:

kaeraeday:

capslockapocalypse:

744-miles-near:

cassserolekitty:

hobopatrol:

2spooky-meulin:

2spoopyebubbles:

selffiveanddownlowfive:

terminally-heartfire:

justasillyfilly:

Oh

oH

OH

OH

oh

OH

oh

oH

OH

that’s the sound you’ll be making when you see my 207th bone

OH

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1 day ago on April 14th | J | 364,625 notes

vujon:

the beauty of minecraft pt. 1

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 26,413 notes
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Song: Talk Nooty to Me
Artist: Jason Derulo feat. Pingu
Played: 92,494 times.

noot-noot-mother-fucker:

Just wait for it.

Noot Noot, everybody. 

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 16,480 notes

A long time ago…

1 day ago on April 14th | J | 3,977 notes

sixth-shinigami:

So I saw this post and I couldn’t resist.

2 days ago on April 13th | J | 3,740 notes
2 days ago on April 13th | J | 340,122 notes

jammygummy:

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.”

-Douglas Adams

2 days ago on April 13th | J | 105,622 notes

angel-of-the-sass:

This right here is a fucking hundred twenty-eighth note or semihemidemisemiquaver or quasihemidemisemiquaver notes. Beethoven decided to just go ahead and invent these little shits which you play 1/128 the length of a whole note. In non music terms, hella fast. Like 10x the speed of fuck. Not even that, these fuckers were only used in one piece by Beethoven and rarely show up in any other music. So they’re the most useless fuckers ever also. NOT ONLY THAT but they do actually use 132 note rests(rarely), which shouldn’t even be counted. You can pretty much skip it. Its like playing a note super staccato. They are the most fucking useless rests ever. Wtfg Beethoven. You created the most useless fucking note on the planet. I hope your mother’s proud(not that you could hear her if she was).

2 days ago on April 13th | J | 9,724 notes
2 days ago on April 13th | J | 43,649 notes

nayx:

bjnovakdjokovic:

lourrybeanies:

I CANT BREATH LORD JESUS CHRIST FUCK OMG

did this guy just livetweet a poisoning

that he committed

Social media needs to go away forever

2 days ago on April 13th | J | 235,291 notes

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

4 days ago on April 11th | J | 151,790 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

4 days ago on April 11th | J | 429,041 notes
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